brain transplant
brain transplant
Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 13:10:28 -0500
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it`s inoperable - in
fact, it`s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor
gives him a choice of available brains - there`s a jar of rocket
scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains
for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of
$800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip-off - how come
the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do
you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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