A Chinese couple get married … and she’s a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I
assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?”
“I want number 69” she replies.
“You want beef with broccoli?”