Dilbert’s Salary Theorem

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power
and Time = Money
Then: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

Example: Managers and sales people make more money than the engineers and scientists.

(Originally titled “Dilbert’s Salary Theorm”)