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A women has a vision that God tells her she will live another 50 years. She decides to buff up and has the works at a plastic surgeon’s surgicenter. On leaving the clinic she is run over by a truck and killed. She asks God on arrival in Heaven what went wrong. God says “sorry …
Sometime in 1999: “Hello. This is Bell Atlantic-Nynex-MCI-TCI-America Online customer service. May I help you?” “Yes, I’d like to report a problem with my telephone.” “Our records show you don’t have local phone service through us.” “How’d you know who I am? I didn’t give you my name.” “We have ways.” “Well, I’m pretty sure …
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A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey …
