Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine,” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well I’ll tell you what …
Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8) “Once I’m …
After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to …
One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. “For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. “But there’s a …
Q. Did you hear that cows can suffer from alzheimer’s disease? A. Yes, they give milk of amnesia.
Q. What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom? A. Odor in the court! Odor in the court!
Q. What’s the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? A. One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
Actual dialogue of a FORMER WordPerfect Customer Support employee: “Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” “What sort of trouble?” “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.” “Went away?” “They disappeared.” “Hmmy. So what does your screen look like …
Mir Scientists Study Effects of Weightlessness on Mortal Terror =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=- KOROLYOV, RUSSIA–U.S. and Russian scientists are increasingly excited about the Mir space station project, which promises to reveal more than has ever been known about the scientific relationship between weightlessness and mortal terror. “By stranding our scientists on a dilapidated space station with faulty wiring, …
Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday.The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy and what you watch on television. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will …
