Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours …
What Are You Thinking? by John Scalzi The question this time, from the men’s side of the table: what should you do when the women you’re with asks you: “What are you thinking?” Every male in the world has had to deal with this question, which is more often than not uncorked at entirely inappropriate …
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. “Darling wife,” the husband whispers, “assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before …
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, “She’ll never …
WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT ——————————- A personal guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman by their wife or girlfriend. – I can’t believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully) – Look at that guy… over there… behind the woman. – I think that’s a man dressed …
Effective Relaxation Technique Feeling Stressed Out? Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.” The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a …
Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Swen and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body. Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said “Yaa, he’s burnt …
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the “Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS). Next Monday at 9:00 there will …
Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. “The good news is …
FOLLOW THE RULES AND PLEASE — SCROLL DOWN REALLY SLOWLY AND DON’T CHEAT!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY !!!!!!!!!! ********************************************************* Try this and you will be amazed! Don’t look ahead! Just do it step by step. Go…. ********************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A …
