VALENTINES DAY EVALUATION – Submitted by J. Loloer OK, we all know that Valentines Day is just a few days away, and people are frantic making sure they buy the right presents or make the right reservations. (and those of you without dates should take pleasure in the trauma setting upon those who do) Let’s …
Everything you need to know about a guy is in his name… Aarons are dependable and talented. Allens are preppy. Alexes like (French) porno. Everyone has an Andy. Bens are the smart, silent type. Bob is the universal name. Brads try too hard. Brandons are dark haired, players. Brians usually have one good feature. Calebs …
At a big lake where recreational fishing dominates the waters, all the locals are envious of one fisherman. They are envious because this fisherman always brings back a bunch of fish when he goes out. He catches an armful of fish every time, even when the fish aren’t biting for anyone else. Even more puzzling …
A farmer is in Iowa during a flood. The river is overflowing, with water surrounding the farmer’s home up to his front porch. As he is standing there, a boat comes up, The man in the boat says “Jump in, I’ll take you to safety.” The farmer crosses his arms and says stubbornly, “Nope, I …
A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opens his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully: “You have always been beside …
(If you follow all of this perfectly well, then you should feel like a real geek. I know I do… 🙂 ) A detailed explanation of sex for the computer literate and real life illiterate. Think of sex as a new protocol developed for real world communication and interaction between members of the opposite sex, …
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” …
I am Starr. Starr I are. I’m a brilliant barri-star. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? Were you spied by prying eyes? I did not do that here …
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work. You have flint and stone? Ugh You hit them together? Ugh What happen? Fire not work (sigh) Make spark? No spark, …
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3). What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that …
