May I talk with… The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a childs whispered, “Hello?”. Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster …
It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed …
Below are some jokes told by 4 and 5 yr. olds on David Letterman’s show. How can you tell it is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?….He’s the one with the sesame seed buns. There was a lady taking a bath with her dog Seemore. Seemore jumps out the window and the lady with no …
TIPS ON LOVE. From those that should know (all questions were answered by kids, age 5-10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8) “Once I’m done with kindergarten, …
Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8) “Once I’m …
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says “Hey …
