Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee, they are joking and cussing, very much the men’s day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up to the first tee, carrying her clubs. She explains that her partner didn’t show, and asks if she can join them, since they only have a threesome. The guys say sure, since she is really hot looking, but the kid kind of grumbles that now they can’t cuss and fool around, now that there is a lady present.

The lady turns to the three of them and says, “I don’t care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit or whatever, just don’t try to coach me on my game.” The guys say O.K. and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her as her skirt rides up as she bends over to place the ball on the tee. She then proceeds to knock the ball right up the middle of the fairway. All through the round, she really pounds these guys, par on every hole.

They finally get to the 18th hole, and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, “You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game today, but I’m going to ask all of your opinions on this putt. “Now if any of those opinions help me make the par, I will give each of you a blow job that you will never forget.” The guys think “what a deal!”

The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, “Lady, aim that putt 6 inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup.”

The father walks up and says, “Don’t listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall in the cup.”

The grandfather looks at the both of them in disgust. He walks over, picks the ball up and says, “That’s a Gimme.”