“It is the ability to take a joke not make one that proves you have a sense of humor.” – Max Eastman

“Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.” – Dilbert

“It’s not the people who are in prison that worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.” – Arthur Gore

“Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.” – Diane Arbus

“Don’t keep a man guessing too long. He’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” – Mae West

“There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don’t respond with encores.” – Anonymous

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.” – Laurence J. Peter

“The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.” – Norman Vincent Peale

“A man should choose a friend who is better than himself. There are plenty of acquaintances in the world; but very few friends.”