cave drawings
cave drawings
Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 16:58:13 -0500
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon
a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in
order of appearance.
1. A dog
2. A donkey
3. A shovel
4. A fish
5. A Star of David
They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at
Least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece
of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all
over the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what
they could agree was the meaning of the markings.
The President of their Society stood up and pointed at the first
drawing and said, "This looks like a dog. We can judge that this was
a highly intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for
companionship. To prove this statement you can see that the next
symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even smart enough to have
animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they
even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high
intelligence is the fish which means that that they had a famine that
hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea
for food.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were evidently Hebrews." The audience applauded enthusiastically and
the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in
full agreement with our interpretations."
Suddenly a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and
said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say
is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read
from left to right, but from right to left......
Now, look again..... It now says :
"HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE ASS ON THAT BITCH!"
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