Forgetfulness
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem – knock on wood.” She rapped her knuckles on the table, then said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it.”
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 09:42:16 -0500
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