“The only two things that are infinite in size are the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not completely sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein

Question: “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” (yes,I know that’s a terrible misquote… I’ve never found the correct version, though I know the preceding ain’t it) Answer: Coming from Canto III, line 9, of Dante’s Inferno, there are bound to be different versions. The original is in Renaissance-era Italian. “Abandon all hope, ye who …

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“Radio Shack: You’ve got questions – we’ve got blank stares. And cell phones!”

I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.-Lily Tomlin

“A man is only as rich as the number of things he can let alone.” – Thoreau

“The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.” — Anthony Burgess

The best thing about the web is that it allows anyone to publish. The worst thing about the web is that it allows anyone to publish.

“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.” — Dave Barry

“The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.” — Larry Niven

“Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing.” – Helen Keller