“The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief.” – William Shakespeare

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Albert Einstein

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

“After all, you only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out.” – Warren Buffett

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” – Will Rogers

“O Lord, help me to be pure but not yet.” – Saint Augustine

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen

“Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.” – Virginia Woolf

“Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.” – Albert Einstein

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” – Maya Angelou