Application to Become a Green Bay Packer Fan: Name:___________________________ CB Handle:______________________ Neck Shade: ____ Light Red ____ Medium Red ____ Dark Red Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3) Upper _______ Lower _______ Mobile Home Color: ____ Two-tone, brown & white ____ Two-tone pink & white ____ Faded green Model of …
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium – he’s closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices …
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound. Next, …
Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf. A guy named Mulhaney wanted to play golf and this was the only threesome in which he could play. So he joins the rabbis and plays 18 holes. At the end of the game his score is 104. The rabbis shot 69, 70 …
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him. [dramatic pause] …
