Stopping at a Green Light Can Be A Holy Experience The other day I went to my local religious bookstore where I saw one of those HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper stickers. I bought it and right away put it on the back of my car, and I’m so glad I did. What an …
LORD HELP ME……… Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 AM PST. Lord help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. Lord help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault. Lord, help me to not try to …
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel 4. A fish 5. A Star of David They decided that this was a unique find and …
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy says, “I’d like to hear them say that I was a …
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?” God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.” Upon her recovery, …
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, …
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons. The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic woman chirps in, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people …
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his father’s business 2. He lived at home until the age of 33 3. He thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady …
A man walks into the woman’s section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. “What type of bra?” asked the clerk “Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?” “There are three types.” replies the clerk “The Catholic type, the Salvation Army …
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing. “Nothing much Pastor.” replied the one lad. “We just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life.” “Boys! Boys! Boys!” he intoned. “I’m shocked. Why when I was your age, …
