“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.” – George Bernard Shaw

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana

“The Depressing things about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.” – Mitch Hedberg

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Lord Dewar

“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.” – Samuel Goldwyn

“One moon shows in every pool, in every pool the one moon.” – Zen Proverb

“We find comfort among those who agree with us, growth among those who don’t.” – Frank A. Clark

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.” – Thomas Jefferson