“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

“Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” – Lou Holtz

“A clever person solves a problem; a wise person avoids it.” – Albert Einstein

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton

“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.” – Fred Allen

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving.” – Mary Catherine Bateson

“We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle