“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.” – Mike Myers

“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower

“The man who can own up to his error is greater than he who merely knows how to avoid making it.” – Cardinal de Retz

“An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.” – Charles Bukowski

“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.” – Vivian Greene

“The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won’t keep. Something must be done about them.” – Alfred North Whitehead

“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.” – Eleanor Roosevelt