“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.” Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1998 13:42:35 -0500
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the old open cockpit airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a …
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “how do I get to the Capitol building?” The officer says, “Wait here at …
So there’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo Hoo!” she shouts. “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down and shouts back, “You are on the other side.” Date: Thu, 2 Jul …
A fellow walks into his doctor’s office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical examination and listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self diagnosis. “I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you” said the doctor. …
