This is a true story. At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS president Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus …
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the …
Two men are in a hot air balloon. It is so foggy that the men cannot see each other in the basket, much less see anything beyond the basket. One of the men yells, “Where are we?” There is a long silence. From the other side of the basket, a voice yells, “In a balloon!” …
It’s the French Revolution and they’re doing the usual beheadings. Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer up to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up so he will be …
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught …
If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su; And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do? Then, if also an S and an I and a G And an HED spell side, There’s …
I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When …
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was …
This guy buys a parrot that is already about a year or two old. It can talk, but only knows curse words. He cusses all the time and when he is not cussing, he is rude. The guy tries to change the parrot’s attitude. He plays soft music and talks very nice to the bird …
An Annotated Thermometer 60- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50- Miami residents turn on the heat 40- You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming 35- Italian cars don’t start 32- Water freezes 30- You plan your vacation to Australia Minnesotans put on T-shirts Politicians …
