Especially Odd

Today is an odd day, meaning that all of the digits are odd, 11-19-1999. The next odd day after today will be 1-1-3111 (over a thousand years away). The next even day will be 2-2-2000 (the first one since 8-28-0888). This will be your last odd day on earth. Just thought you should know.


Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number …

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A man was waiting for his wife to give birth when the doctor came in and informed the new dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son had only a head! But the dad loved his son anyway, and raised him as well as he could, with love and …

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