SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DRIVER’S LICENSE APPLICATION: Name: _________________________________________ Address: ______________________________________ Gang Affiliations: ____________________________ Stage name: ___________________________________ Agent: ________________________________________ Attorney: _____________________________________ Sex: [ ] male [ ] formerly male [ ] both [ ] female [ ] formerly female [ ] sometimes If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your …

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The passengers on a commercial airliner have been seated and are waiting for the cockpit crew to get underway. A mummur is heard in the back of the plane, and a few passengers on the aisle glance back to see the pilot and copilot, both wearing large dark sunglasses, making their way up to the …

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A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?” Man: “Yes I did. But if you let me argue …

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I ask to be, or not to be. That is the question, I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle’s boffing dear, sweet mother. Would I, could I take my life? Could I, should I, end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a …

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One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, he and his friends all …

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Name: _______________ Nickname: ____________ Address: _____________ Exit #: ________________ ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _____Italian _____Sicilian _____Jewish BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE: a) Sewage b) Sulfur c) Garbage d) All of the above TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS: a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 d) 20 or more # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS: a) 5-10 b) 10-15 c) 15-20 …

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An old Jewish man went to a diner every day for lunch. He always ordered the soup du jour. One day the manager asked him how he liked his meal. The old man replied (with Yiddish accent), “Vas goot, but you could give a little more bread.” So the next day the manager told the …

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STRICT, UNBENDING RULES FOR DEALING WITH STRAY CATS 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. 3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. 4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat …

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