Tiger Woods

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh …

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The way it is… During Creation: God created the mule and told him, “You will be mule, working constantly from dawn to dusk, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 40 years. The mule answered, “To live like this for 40 years is too much. …

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Horse Ride

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, …

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Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don’t Use Computers

20) Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. 19) Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17) Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit. 16) Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.” 15) Fire hydrant icon …

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Here’s A Puzzle for You: Schwartznegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have one, The Pope has one but doesn’t use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns’ was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very …

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The Force with Yoda

Q: If the Force with Yoda is so strong, construct a sentence with in the proper order the words then why can’t he? A: Know I not the answer. Perhaps the swamp air breathing too long he has, hmmmm!