The Phone

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers. “What is that phone for?” he asks the pontiff. “It’s my direct line to the Lord,” answers the Pope. The Rabbi is skeptical, and the …

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New Car

This L.A. guy bought a brand new Mercedes and as luck would have it, he pulled up to a stoplight next to a guy with the same car. They eyed each other and the other guy said,” You got a phone in yours?” “Yes, I’ve got a phone!” “You got a TV?” “Yes, I’ve got …

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