10 Ways to Know If You Have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, “How’s my driving- call 1-800-***-****. Everyone’s head looks …

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Fishing

At a big lake where recreational fishing dominates the waters, all the locals are envious of one fisherman. They are envious because this fisherman always brings back a bunch of fish when he goes out. He catches an armful of fish every time, even when the fish aren’t biting for anyone else. Even more puzzling …

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The Cynic

A man was walking across the road when he met the accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatosed for two days before he finally regained consciousness. When he opens his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaningfully: “You have always been beside …

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