“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Sir Winston Churchill

“Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.” – Lord Chesterfield

“Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.” – Woody Allen

“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” – Mother Teresa

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

“No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.” – David Eddings

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.” – Daniel J. Boorstin

“Everything that I understand I understand only because I love.” – Leo Tolstoy

“Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.” – Philip K. Dick

“I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning