“Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.” – Vernon Sanders Law

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.” – George Burns

“Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.” – Cale Yarborough

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.” – Chuck Palahniuk

“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” – Mark Russell

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” – Will Rogers

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” – John Wooden

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” – Voltaire