An Annotated Thermometer 60- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) 50- Miami residents turn on the heat 40- You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming 35- Italian cars don’t start 32- Water freezes 30- You plan your vacation to Australia Minnesotans put on T-shirts Politicians …
right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. over by a policeman. lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he “made the dinner”. contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say “focus…breathe….push….” socks. to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M’s. game. resting to …
What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, …
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side …
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot”. The second man …
