Lab Experiments

Did you know they’re using attorneys for lab experiments now? There are three reasons: (1) there are more of them, (2) there is less emotion involved in the experiments (the lab technicians don’t grow as attached), (3) there are certain things you just can’t get a rat to do.

Earl & Bubba

The other day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” “Don’t worry Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, …

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Gardening

Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor’s garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. “It’s really quite simple,” the old man explained. …

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