“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the responsibility for our future.” – George Bernard Shaw

“It ain’t so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.” – Josh Billings

“The large print giveth but the small print taketh away.” – Tom Waits

“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash

“The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.” – Foster’s Law

“A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.” – Edmond de Goncourt

“The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.” – Kahlil Gibran

“Facts are stubborn things but statistics are more pliable.” – Mark Twain

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle