“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure when he is really selling himself to it.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.” – Mae West

“It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull.” – H. L. Mencken

“A signature always reveals a man’s character, and sometimes even his name.” – Evan Esar

“It is the ability to take a joke not make one that proves you have a sense of humor.” – Max Eastman

“Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.” – Dilbert

“It’s not the people who are in prison that worry me. It’s the people who aren’t.” – Arthur Gore

“Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.” – Diane Arbus