“If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come.” – Chinese Proverb

“It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.” – Confucius

“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.” – Jimmy Durante

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.” – George Bernard Shaw

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana

“The Depressing things about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.” – Mitch Hedberg

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Lord Dewar

“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.” – Samuel Goldwyn