You know you are an Email/Internet Junkie If: You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher.” You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom. …
You’re probably aged 25-30 if…. You wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist. You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool. In your sophomore class picture, you’re wearing an Izod shirt with the collar “up.” Your “dressy” wardrobe centered …
You May Be an Engineer / Analyst if… If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife” If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner If you want an 16X CDROM for Christmas If Dilbert is your hero ***
You might be (or once were) a college student… If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. If you have a fine …
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You might be a “high tech redneck” if…. your email address ends in “over.yonder.com” you connect to the WWW via “Down Home Page” your bumper sticker says “My other computer is a laptop” your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson” you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing …
You Know You’re A Redneck If: You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You were shooting pool when any of your children were born. Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos.” Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” …
