“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.” – Chuck Palahniuk

“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” – Mark Russell

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” – Will Rogers

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” – John Wooden

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” – Voltaire

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Sir Winston Churchill

“Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.” – Lord Chesterfield

“Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.” – Woody Allen