Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That’s impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today. TEACHER: George, go to …
Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks! Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you some place before?” Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” …
You know a woman has PMS when….. She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. She puts on one of those pads with “wings,” then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom. She’s developed a new talent for spinning her head around …
Because I’m a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I’ll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I’m a guy, when I lock my keys in the …
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS …
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five bucks you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to …
A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. The 7 year old was explaining that it was high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responded enthusiastically, the 7 year old hatched the plan. “When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, …
