A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?” Man: “Yes I did. But if you let me argue …
If a man is in the Forest, talking to himself, with no women around, is he still wrong? For the answer see Alone in the Woods.
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming …
A Chinese couple get married … and she’s a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give …
Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted island, nothing around them for miles and miles but water. They’ve been stranded here for quite some time, so they’ve gotten quite bored with one another. One of the lawyers tells the other he’s going to climb to the top of the tree (the only thing on the …
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will …
