You are an Internet Addict when… You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue as to when it happened. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. Your nightmares are in HTML …
A man, called in for an audit by the Internal Revenue Service, (American taxation department) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.” Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear …
You might be a Federation Redneck if… ….he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of “Bassmaster.” ….he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens. ….he paints the starship John Deere green. ….he refers to a Pulsar as a “Blue Light Special. ….he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a “swamp.” ….his moonshine …
