The Rake
The Rake
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 13:41:15 -0500
There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and take
a shower....so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his wife,
who looks out to the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" She
can't hear him, so he points to his eye [I], points to his knee [need]
and then makes raking motions.
"What?" she yells.
So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods like she gets it
and then points to her eye, squeezes her left breast, slaps her ass and
then rubs her crotch. Her husband is somewhat confused, but totally
aroused, so he quickly goes in the house, up the stairs, and into
the bathroom.
"What did you say?"
She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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