Friday punches
Friday punches
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 11:00:41 +0600
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Linoleum blownapart.
A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says,
"Try a milk bath." So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the
dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath. The dairy guys ask "You
want that pasteurized?" "Nah," the man replied "Up to my chin should do it."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both
crews were marooned.
Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a
fish-and-chips fastfood restaurant? One was the fish friar, the other
was the chip monk.
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