The Best Choice
The Best Choice
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1998 16:58:56 -0500
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients for them to
operation:
The first surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
'The third surgeon says: "No, librarians are the best. Everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon intercedes-. "I like construction workers... they
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and
when it takes longer than you expect."
To which the fifth surgeon says: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest. There's no guts, no heart no spine and their head and butt are
interchangeable.
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