Two Lawyers On A Deserted Island
Two Lawyers On A Deserted Island
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1998 12:42:01 -0500
Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted island, nothing around them for
miles and miles but water. They've been stranded here for quite some
time, so they've gotten quite bored with one another. One of the
lawyers tells the other he's going to climb to the top of the tree
(the only thing on the island) to see if he can possibly see a
rescue team coming. The other lawyer tells him he's crazy and that he's
just wasting his time and won't see anything. But the lawyer proceeds to
climb to the top of the tree anyway.
He's up there only a short time when the lawyer down on the ground hears
him say, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!"
So the lawyer on the ground says, "What do you see? I think you're
hallucinating and you should come down right now." So the lawyer
reluctantly climbs down the tree and proceeds to tell his friend that he
saw a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The
other lawyer starts to laugh, thinking his friend has surely lost his mind.
But within a few minutes, up floats a naked blonde woman, face up, totally
unconscious. The two lawyers go over to where she is, and one says to the
other, "Well, you know it's been a long time...do you think we should screw
her?"
The other lawyer responds, "Out of what?"
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