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Titanic, the Movie-A-Minute version


Titanic, the Movie-A-Minute version

Leonardo DiCaprio: Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet: You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio: Never let go.

Kate Winslet: I promise. (lets go)

Titanic, the Movie-A-Minute version

This joke was written by Samuel Stoddard and originally published at the Movie-A-Minute web site.

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