The Tight Skirt
The Tight Skirt
Date: Fri, 05 Dec 1997 14:55:38 +0500
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too
tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her
and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.
The Skirt was still too tight. She reached
behind her and lowered the zipper some more.
She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the
zipper a third time. All of the sudden, she felt two hands
on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes and said very
indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for
you to behave in such a manner!!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you
well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
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