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Professional Preferences

Date: Fri, 02 May 1997 10:27:18 +0600

Four surgeons were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, " I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and the head and ass are interchangable."

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