Date: Tue, 9 Feb 1999 13:29:06 -0500
You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work.
It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!!
First, get a pen and paper. Second, write the numbers one through six in a
Next to number ONE, write any number.
Next to number TWO, write the name of anyone to whom you are really
attracted, not including significant others.
Next to THREE, write down the first color you can think of.
Next to number FOUR, write the name of a childhood pet.
Next to numbers FIVE and SIX write down the names of family members.
Remember... no cheating.
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Here are the answers:
The number next to number one show how many times you should be smashed over
the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid e-mails like this
actually mean anything.
The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you
because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this.
The color you picked means nothing!!! It's a friggin' color for
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal.
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be
related to you.
Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck, too.