Date: Thu, 9 Oct 1997 16:00:18 -0400
Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue
needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Swen
and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.
Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said
"Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled
him over and Swen looked at his butt and said "No, dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, Lars looked at him and said
"Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over
and Lars looked at his butt and said "No dat ain't Olaf."
The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had
"What? he had two buttholes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in
town knew he had two buttholes. Every time the three of us went to
town everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two buttholes!"