Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins
Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 10:33:19 -0400
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she
decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist
and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he replied
courteously. "Is the resturant open still?" inquired Mary. "Sorry, no,"
came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care
to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and tood the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like
cauliflower cheese please," said Mary. "Certainly madam," he replied.
"And may I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist
nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs
please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went
up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next
morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the
desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't
think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really weren't
that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully. "Oh...well, perhaps you could
contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always
looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the
receptionist.
"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who then checked out, paused
awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to
continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had
written. Here it is.........
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!''
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