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Let's hear it for the Packers!

Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 10:15:57 +0500

Application to Become a Green Bay Packer Fan:

Name:___________________________

CB Handle:______________________

Neck Shade: ____ Light Red ____ Medium Red ____ Dark Red

Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3) Upper _______ Lower _______

Mobile Home Color: ____ Two-tone, brown & white ____ Two-tone pink & white ____ Faded green

Model of Pickup Truck: _________________

Size of Tires: _________________________

Length of Right Leg: ___________________ Length of Left Leg: _____________________

Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions.

1. My favorite music: ___ Country ___ Western ___ Anything played on an accordion

2. My favorite meal: ___ Head Cheese & Old Milwaukee ___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee ___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee ___ Pickled Pigs Feet ___ $5.99 Fish Fry ___ 7 courses: Brat & six-pack

3. Preferred Weapon: ___ 12 Gauge ___ Tire Iron ___ Forehead ___ Chain Saw ___ Ice Auger

4. Primary Auto: ___ '67 Ford Galaxy ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission ___ '67 ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission ___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon engine

5. I usually greet people by saying: ___ Ya Hey Dere, ___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch a Old Women, ___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals and just linemup and shootem

6. I can count to: ___ 10 ___ 20, If I take off my boots. ___ 21, If I get neked

7. I bought part of the "Frozen Tundra" ___ Yes ___ No...but wish I would have

8. Favorite Reading: ___ Fishing Facts ___ Beer Bottle Labels ___ Guns and Ammo ___ Today's Mercenary ___ Polka Digest.

9. Things in my front yard: ___ Various Kitchen Appliances ___ Car on Blocks ___ Transmissions ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season) ___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)

10. My favorite colors are:

___ Green ___ Gold ___ I'm color blind...except when I have my "Beer Goggles" on.

11. I mostly wear: ___ Polyester pants with snags ___ Polyester pants with holes ___ Green Bay Belt buckle

12. The most memorable event I ever attended: ___ Minocqua Moose call competition ___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals ___ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships ___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest

13. My favorite entertainment: ___ Deer hunting while drinking ___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking ___ Snowmobiling while drinking

14. Pick one: ___ Someone is helping me read this ___ Someone is reading this for me.

Have someone print your name beside your "X," stamp envelope (with U. S. Government issue 32 center -- that's the one with the flag on it), address to Packermania, 1 Lombardi Avenue, Green 'n Gold, USA.

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