Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 10:11:05 -0500
Job Openings in San Diego!
Thirty Nine positions at Higher Source, a web site development and
production house. Our business has really taken off like a comet
and we now have quite a few positions to fill.
The individuals at the core of our group have worked closely together
for over 20 years. During those years, each of us has developed a
high degree of skill and know-how through personal discipline and
concerted effort. We try to stay positive in every circumstance
and put the good of a project above any personal concerns or artistic
egos. By sustaining this attitude and conduct, we have achieved a
high level of efficiency and quality in our work. This crew-minded
effort, combined with ingenuity and creativity, have helped us
provide advanced solutions at highly competitive rates.
Based in Rancho Santa Fe, California (near San Diego), we provide
excellent opportunity for advancement to a higher place. In fact
all of our employees have recently been promoted.
We provide free clothing, Nike tennis shoes, pudding, apple sauce
and vodka. You must supply your own Phenol Barbital. Every employee
is issued a large purple cloth, the purpose of which will become
clear. Free haircuts too.
No experience is necessary. We will train you to work and think
within our business model.
ID is required. Abduction experiences a plus.
We are looking for real team players.
Please send resumes to firstname.lastname@example.org.